If you want to know how to fuck women properly, and what they want in bed, then this post is a must read for you…. Look… I understand that you men have it hard. Women are notoriously difficult to please.
With a little careful work you too can have all of the following:. Unfortunately, the road to successful fuck-buddydom is often fraught with difficulties. When you catch him looking at you, smile.
Sex where you actually orgasm instead of faking it to make him feel better about himself. Really, he just wants to have sex outside of your bedroom. Sex when he least expects it, like after you come home from a long day of work with a massive headache.
The sexual preferences of the fairer sex stretch far and wide, from the socially acceptable vanilla activities portrayed in Hollywood love stories to the dark and hidden desires only comfortably discussed in anonymous internet chat rooms. This endless variety means that anyone who claims to know exactly what every woman wants in bed is probably trying to sell you something, so I would never try. Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less, please.
Do you know how to have the sort of mind-blowing, orgasmic sex that women tell their friends about? On the other hand, here are some things you can expect when you know the fundamentals of great sex and how to fuck a girl the right way :. So yeah, sex is pretty damn important.
The first rebuke to this reflexive compliment should always be to point out the survivorship bias. The world is full of people who work very hard, in that literal, long-hours sort of way, and yet only a tiny minority of those end up with fawning fans celebrating that oh-so-hard work. You know what?
Sex has to be one of life's simplest pleasures. So it's strange that human nature often complicates what should be such a simple thing; instead of being able to just enjoy it for what it is, we often completely ruin casual sexual relationships by, you know, actually engaging with each other's personalities and developing feelings for one another and appreciating each other for more than just the sex. But what if you could have sex with no strings?
There are people who will tell you that the best way to have sex in the woods is to do it in a tent, but those people are lying to you. The number one thing you want to be aware of—I mean, other than bears and park rangers—is poison ivy. Think again bucko, because you can develop an allergy to urushiol-the allergen in this spiteful vine-at any point.
And in the short amount of time between here and there, you have a limited amount of fucks to give. Very few, in fact. Which means you give a fuck.
Click here to read more in the introduction on how to have sex with a friend. Unlike love, the characteristic about fuck buddies is that there is no planning, no first impressions and definitely no heartfelt gifts. And the rest just seems to happen all by itself. Of course, there has to be a wee bit of lustful flirting and mutual attraction.